The whole nation has been crying out for this. And that is why I shall be opening it in Leicester in 2015. It has to be Leicester because it’s very central, and God knows they need something. You cannot build a city upon crisps, Kasabian and Gary Lineker alone.
To secure a bit more funding to make the whole enterprise get off to a winning start, I contacted some of the most influential people on the planet to see if they would like to invest in this opportunity. In fact, I was so excited I even spelt Jamiroquai wrong in a couple of the tweets.