The Jamiroquai ‘Virtual Insanity’ Theme Park

The whole nation has been crying out for this.  And that is why I shall be opening it in Leicester in 2015.  It has to be Leicester because it’s very central, and God knows they need something.  You cannot build a city upon crisps, Kasabian and Gary Lineker alone.

To secure a bit more funding to make the whole enterprise get off to a winning start, I contacted some of the most influential people on the planet to see if they would like to invest in this opportunity. In fact, I was so excited I even spelt Jamiroquai wrong in a couple of the tweets.


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