36 Things to do if You’re Bored
Posted: June 9, 2012 Filed under: Things to do if You're Bored 37 Comments »Although the phrase, ‘only stupid people get bored’, is one that annoys my friend to an outlandish degree, it is true. Nobody (unless chained to a radiator for 3 years) should ever be bored. Our world, after all, is so full of colours and shapes and dogs. However, if you do find yourself at a loss as for what to do, I hope that these ideas will be some sort of help (you soulless unimaginative prole). (Thanks to @PennyxxLane for the idea).
1. Go sunbathing
2. Move to a road with a lovely view
3. Devise a World War 2 themed menu
4. Take a photograph of a sleeping old man who owns a pair of binoculars
5. Search for hovercrafts with levitating lorries poking out.
6. Go to a show
7. Buy something really useful
8. Watch some TV
9. Just chill for a bit
10. Relax and take in a nice view
11. Go train spotting on a Segway
12. State the obvious
13. Design your very own blue plaque
14. Put all of your Hula Hoops into glasses and mugs
15. Leave a comment on The Daily Mail website about an X Factor contestant
16. Take a photo of an unusual sign you see
17. Go on The Jeremy Kyle Show
18. Open a Restaurant named after a film
19. Place your model cat on an Antony Gormley sculpture
20. Design your own t-shirt
21. Enter a really exciting tombola
22. Turn your van into a castle
23. Video naked bike riders
24. Write a book
25. Open a shop that refuses to let Jeremy Clarkson in
26. Sell off some of your unwanted goods
27. Read a good book
28. Buy a nice plate
29. Arrange 2 cuddly toys into a provocative position
30. Get away from it all at a local beauty spot
31. Make a sign with a spelling mistake
32. Become a DJ
33. Buy an ice cream van. But make sure you do your research
34. Join a class
35. Buy a plastic dog just to confuse other dogs
36. Make a list of things to do if you’re bored
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after reading this it made me more bored but its time to go to my friends party so it past time yay
Hah! I’ve actually been to #18 a number of times – really great food/service!
It’s Clapham, isn’t it? I seem to remember taking the photo there. Glad to hear it’s s good place. It’s certainly a great name.
Its Clapham Junction (technically Battersea, not clapham). Its pretty hiy and miss in my opinoin. I’ve been numerous times and a couple of times it just been crap. Stinks of piss sometimes too.
Other times not so bad.
Clapham junction, not clapham.
Its pretty hit and miss there imo.
Ah yes, Clapham Junction, I remember. It’s just outside the station. It sounds to me that it’s doing a very good job at replicating some of my experiences in Vietnam in 1998. A fine effort by them.
#37 Read a list of things to do if you’re bored
Thank you for “14. Put all of your Hula Hoops into glasses and mugs.” I LOL’d so much I nearly couldn’t breathe.
Thank you. I’m glad you liked it and I hope you found it useful in those moments when you’ve got a bit of spare time to kill. Don’t forget, you can always substitute Hula Hoops for Monster Munch if you’re feeling particularly leftfield.
get a job.
terrible list im not going to just buy a house or shop or someting. and hello? i dont have a van. this was no help whatsoever. good advise is 150 things to do when your bored by lists galore
You’re either very funny or missing the point entirely. Either way, I like you.
#37: Read the comments section of a funny post, looking for the comments of the humor impaired.
#38: Spend 10 minutes wondering how humor impairment and bad spelling/grammar are neurologically connected.
Thank you. I very much agree. Life can be weird, can’t it?
or just leave a reply. thanks for managing 5 minutes.
Sorry, I’m confused? Have I mistakenly ignored something you said?
Bake cookies
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it would confuse my dog
You can try this website too .. its got a few links to some interesting sites.. http://zeeis.me/something-interesting-read-online/
i got bored
i know this list is sooooooo rubbish
anal
wow some of the things totaly stupid and i cant do it but some of the ideas were very very good and even that some were stupid hey were all funny thanks for your opinions
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Your not ment to copy u retard
katie, either go get a life or a sense of humour.
Black mamba out.
awsome!
Ah, thank you very much. Glad you like my ideas.
this list did not help at all i am still boared can’t someone just write a reasonable list that is cheap and possible like make yur own board game.
Get a life
I agree
that was an amazing list, im getting started today… starting with a tombola, hope you come! p.s bring your plastic dog
Boringgg
im frickin bored